The HMUN Anthem

Blank Space- Taylor Swift (HMUN Version)

Nice to meet you, where you been?
I could show you incredible things
Voting, bullets, madness, sin
Saw you there and I thought
Oh my God, look at all that land
You look like my next attack
War’s a game, want to play?
New grenade, suit and tie
I can read you like a Reuters report
Ain’t it funny, missiles fly
And I know you heard about me
So hey, let’s be allies
I’m dying to see how Trump’s reign ends
Grab your passport and my hand
I can make Russia good for a weekend,

So it’s gonna be forever
Or it’s gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it’s over
If the pain was worth the gain
Got a long list of ex-allies
They’ll tell you I’m insane
‘Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game

‘Cause we’re old and manipulative-e
We’ll take this way too far
It’ll leave you desperate
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-allies
They’ll tell you I’m insane
But I’ve got an army baby
And I’ll take your land.

Greek Crisis, communist lies,
I could show you incredible things
Stolen kisses, pretty lies
You’re the Putin to my Trump
Lie to get, what you want
Be the best for two terms-s-s
Wait the worst is yet to come.
Screaming, crying, perfect bombs
I can make all the tables turn
Refugee crisis built on wars
Keep you second guessing like
“Oh my God, who is wrong?”
I get pissed at Russia’s guts
But you’ll come back each time you leave
‘Cause darling I’m a nightmare dressed like diplomacy!

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