Unctuous Affairs

The New York Times recently received information from an anonymous source within the Nixon administration that a key member of the Democratic Party, Mr. Larry O’Brien to be specific, has been exposed of having extramarital affairs with a certain mystery woman. While all the details are not yet known. Our reporters believe as though this sort of behavior is not tolerable at any level, especially at the upper echelons of the American Political structure. The New York Times views the current administration of the Democratic Party to be rife with secrecy and controversy and ask any and all readers to consider such facts when placing blind trust into a party which in recent months have much to be answered in terms of issues at home. Our reporters are hard at work investigating and securing interviews so that these important issues shall be made known to the public.

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