China’s greatest loss: A day of mourning

Popularly termed the “Voice of China” we at China Daily try best to report what the Chinese people feel. Mao Zedong is China’s greatest Chairman of the Communist Party and is loved by one and all. China Daily, earlier today, received some terrible news. We urge the people of China to try to remain calm on hearing this.

Mao Zedong is said to have died today.

We confirmed the cause of death in a report by the doctors as the presence of faint traces of poison in his body. Zedong was last seen, making an impassionate speech in the Central Politburo, condemning their decisions on allying with the USA, who had invaded China and stained it’s rich communist heritage.We have reason to believe that this seditious act was a plan by the someone in the Politburo. Our journalists are investigating the officials of the Politburo and we hope to find out who was behind all of this.

The people of China were already very angry with the corruption in the Politburo and were suspicious of dirty politics. At the same time, they were scared to voice their opinion. We at China Daily, hope to be able to voice these opinions.

We are uncertain about Zedong’s successor. China Daily urges that the Politburo be suspended and put under custody temporarily, until we find out who killed Mao Zedong.

Today, the 28th day of January, will be a day of mourning for China as a whole. Zedong was and will be China’s greatest leader and his untimely death is China’s greatest loss.



Hundreds Killed in Tibetan Protests

A recent uprising in Tibet has the People’s Republic of China searching for a swift solution and a daring answer. Thousands of Tibetan protesters have seized control of the capital building in Lhasa. They demand to be able to trade freely with any and all countries around China, as well as receiving the right of religious freedom. There are also reportedly Russian operatives among the Tibetan uprising, and when asked about the their connection to these protests, the Chinese President Liu Shaoqui said that he did not know for sure yet.

The Central Politburo of the Communist Part of China earlier passed directive “Autonomous Regions are Ours,” which lead to the deployment of 5,000 troops on the ground sent to Tibet and were stationed in major cities. A separate directive was passed shortly after, named directive “Crush Dissent,” stating that these troops were instructed to perform non-violent crowd control, but were given the right to use force if necessary. They were also instructed to specifically protect and not destroy Buddhist monuments and temples.

These troops entered Tibet, but ultimately failed. They did not destroy or harm any Buddhist monuments, but a Tibetan news reporter says that “a couple of hundred” of people were killed in this attempt to contain the protests. In reaction to this news, both France and the United States have cut off diplomatic relations with China until they agree to pull troops from Lhasa and promise to talk with Tibetan leaders about their demands. The Chinese committee continues to discuss resolutions to this increasingly intense situation.

Deng Xiaoping and His Power and Ethics: the Suppression of Tibetan Uprising

In the conference room of Special Agency: Central Politburo of the Communist Party of China, a thorough plan is unfolding between the leading figures of the Chinese Communist Party. In reaction to the Tibetan uprising in Western China, a score of commanders in Chief, headed by Deng Xiaoping, the paramount leader of the Republic of China, decided to increase the pressure on Tibetan society.

The Chinese government intends to “crack protest” both militarily and politically from the center stage of Chinese community. Deng Xiaoping has called for the immediate dispelling of all Tibetan officials from the government office. Some voices argue that the problem could be solved if all current officers to take oath allegiance to the communist party, and swear against Buddhism. It is commonly agreed, though, that the safer and more efficient solution would be to just immediately expel the officials of Tibetan origin.

Furthermore, Deng Xiaoping intends to undertake military action to physically suppress the uprisings. The common purpose is to deprive Tibet of any political or military power to protect the national integrity and the interest of the China Communist Party. Specifically, Deng Xiaoping will march on the Tibetan combatant forces with a troop of 20,000.

In response to appeals for Tibetan culture and civilians, the Politburo has decided that it will allow for public, non-violent belief in Buddhism. This was partially due to the long-standing history of Chinese Buddhist culture, and should provide a means for Tibetans to retain their cultural traditions without posing danger to the Communist reign.

Deng Xiaoping has admitted that there are among many other crucial problems the commandment of the Red Guards and facilitating the Economic Reforms, yet the crisis of Tibetan uprising has so far been the most immediate and urgent issue. He expresses that the Politburo will continue on their previous discussion on the other issues as soon as the uprising is dealt with.

This report displays the motivation behind the Communist Party of China. Their key concern being the length and strength of their military and governmental control, but not the internal cultural makeup of the state. They are willing to sacrifice, or even encourage, minority groups developing their own traditions as a vent under the political oppression they suffer.


Snake on a Plane

The Central Politburo of the Communist Party of China was rocked by crisis this afternoon as an exasperated troop rushed into the committee, declaring that an assassination attempt had been conducted against their leader, Mao Zedong.

Mao’s troop exclaimed that a remote-controlled bomb was apparently planted in a plane on which Mao was supposedly a passenger; however, it was then revealed that the individual assumed to be Mao was actually a body double, and Mao himself remains unharmed. The body double and accompanying passengers on the plane, although, were all killed in result of the attempted assassination. Delegates were shaken by this news, and while the assailant remains anonymous, the committee currently works to discover his/her identity. “There are many different approaches, and we haven’t agreed on anything”, quotes Xu Xiangqian, 4th Front Army Commander of Mao Zedong, when questioned about the progressiveness of the committee’s pursuit.

In addition to solving the current crisis presented to them, the Politburo also continues to consistently produce and pass Directives, mainly concerning topics related to food production, railroads, new technologies, etc.

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